Now, ROVERCANUS, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, ROVERCANUS.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
ROVERCANUS. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, ROVERCANUS, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park