Israel Preparing to Strike Iran?

kennith

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"Good one!"

I stole it from a friend.

As usual, though, there is hidden logic in my post. Here is your clue:

1There once was a farmer.1 He was wealthy for his time, keeping for himself ten goats, three cows, one chicken. 2 Now the farmer adored the eggs that the chicken laid for him to eat. 3 They were of the highest quality, and of good flavor and size. 4 He kept all his animals well, and was provided with a great number of things to eat and drink from them and his small garden, but above all these things, he loved the eggs that the chicken laid. 2 1Now, it came one night that the chicken began to make such a noise as to attract wolves to the farmers land. 2 The farmer was distraught, as each night, one of his goats or cattle was taken away, leaving him with only eight goats and one cow, and his garden trampled upon by the wolves. 3 1 The farmer prayed to his god to save his livestock each night for three days, and in three days, two goats and one cow were gone. 2 The farmer came to his neighbor in his distress, saying: 3 How can I save these animals from the wolves, which are swift, and cannot be caught? 4 His neighbor replied: you must kill this chicken which brings the wolves to your farm, then will your livestock be safe. 4 1The farmer, now having only six goats and one cow, and no garden of healthy plants to eat, thought about this for a long while, and seven days passed. 2 The farmer so loved the eggs that the chicken laid, that he could not destroy it. 3 Now, on the seventh day, he found that he had no more livestock, so he ate his remaining eggs, and set out to find the wolves. 4 When he returned, not having found any wolves, his chicken was gone.

Cheers,

Kennith
 

Mike_Rupp

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If you want to solve the whatever population problem that the world might have, take a free market based approach.

STOP FEEDING PEOPLE THAT CAN'T PROVIDE FOR THEMSELVES

End welfare programs, end social security programs, stop all government assistance of any sort. Families will have to take care of themselves or they will die. Many of them will. The strong will survive. In time, an equilibrium population will result.

Problem solved.
 

landrovered

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It is a proven fact that when people know that their offspring will live to adulthood, they will have fewer children. Better quality of life for the living will control population increase not staving them or sterilizing them.
 

jim-00-4.6

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landrovered said:
It is a proven fact that when people know that their offspring will live to adulthood, they will have fewer children. Better quality of life for the living will control population increase not staving them or sterilizing them.
Someone should have told octomom her first half-dozen children would all be fine.
 

charles

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If you want to solve the whatever population problem that the world might have, take a free market based approach.

STOP FEEDING PEOPLE THAT CAN'T PROVIDE FOR THEMSELVES

End welfare programs, end social security programs, stop all government assistance of any sort. Families will have to take care of themselves or they will die. Many of them will. The strong will survive. In time, an equilibrium population will result.

Problem solved.


Poof there goes the democratic platform!
 

Rugbier

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kennith said:
As for the middle east in general, that whole area is going to need sorting out sooner or later. It will happen eventually, be it now, or many years from now. They have too much of a stake in the world nowadays to be left to their bickering.

The planet is filling up, resources are going to be strained eventually. Stick 100 people in in an office building for a week, and odds are, you won't have much trouble. Stick 100 people in single room for a week, and someone is getting hurt.

The world is shrinking. We are more quickly than ever approaching that tiny room full of people. The more people there are, the faster the population increases. The faster the population increases, the more fighting there will be, and the more there will be to fight about, as less is available to go around. Now, people aren't dying off very quickly anymore, and they are having more kids than ever, most of which survive to reproduce as well.

Expect that area to need sorting fairly soon, because we have to get things orderly before they get too bad to fix.

Make no mistake, civilization has made their business OUR business. Every time you have a kid, war becomes more inevitable.

Cheers,

Kennith

And you know all these... based on your experience living over there?
 

KevinNY

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DiscoJen said:
Back to the Israelis...damn that country has a self-image issue or something. Always thinking someone is picking on them wanting a little piece of their desert.


Seriously Jenn? Perhaps you should Google the 6 days War and the Yom Kippur War.
 

Mike_Rupp

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KevinNY said:
Seriously Jenn? Perhaps you should Google the 6 days War and the Yom Kippur War.

Not to mention rockets & suicide bombers that are happening today.

Honestly, right now they are the scapegoat. Assuming that Iran or someone were to wipe them off of the map, whoever is left standing would be fighting everyone else in short order.

In terms of others wanting their little piece of real estate, nothing could be further from the truth. That area was essentially a barren waste land until the Jews started settling there in large numbers. For the most part, the rest of the middle east would simply like the Jews to be wiped out.
 

emmodg

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In all seriousness we DO have an over-population problem: I really believe there's a reason for pandemics and earthquakes, floods and tsunamis, and even wars - it's nature's way (or God depending on what you believe), of finding balance. Imagine if we really did cure all the poverty and sickness in Africa for instance, hell the world for that matter, can earth really support everyone? Can it survive a 100% healthy and long-living population? We can't feed everyone in our own fuckin' country yet we are so dead set on saving the world. Nature has a way of "house-cleaning". Maybe we shouldn't be fucking with it.

As far as Israel and Iran. Let'em duke it out. Just don't want the world's greatest military, (ours), involved.
 

DiscoJen

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KevinNY said:
Perhaps you should Google the 6 days War and the Yom Kippur War.

You're right, I really don't know much about the conflict over there. That was a lot of reading and I still don't understand much. Hell all conflict is complex, but that area really has a lot going on.
 

kennith

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landrovered said:
Here endeth the first lesson...

You all have 24 hours to figure out what I refer to in that post and how the previous one works for someone who hates big government. If you get close, I'll clarify it. If you do not, you will never know.

Cheers,

Kennith
 

kennith

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landrovered said:
It is a proven fact that when people know that their offspring will live to adulthood, they will have fewer children. Better quality of life for the living will control population increase not staving them or sterilizing them.

It is? Wow, isn't that nice. That is a cop-out concept. You may as well say the sky is blue on Thursdays.

The problem is, you aren't addressing the rest of the week, and in this case, the blue sky analogy falls apart as soon as you do.

That is an example of one of the half-truths being peddled about the world nowadays. Oh, it isn't technically inaccurate, but the context it needs to be meaningful has been cleverly omitted. Thus, that "proven fact" means nothing.

Ironic, because that is precisely what I do here all the time for amusement.

Cheers,

Kennith
 

JFD

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kennith said:
I don't care if it is or not, it is going to have to happen. We start with instituting a reproduction license.

This way, we handle many, many issues in one fell swoop.

Requirements:

1- You must prove you are able to support said child
2- You must have a valid driver's license
3- You must be a US citizen
4- You or your spouse must be currently employed
5- You or your spouse must have a residence, rented or owned
6- You AND your spouse must pass a simple written test. The test will evaluate logical thought and raw intellectual processing power, not knowledge.
7- Neither you nor your spouse can have been convicted of ANY crime within the past ten years if you are thirty years of age or younger. If you are thirty-one years of age or older, the limit drops to three years, in appreciation of the increased difficulty of reproduction as humans age.

A national three-strike law shall be instituted. Any person who commits three crimes within the space of ten years shall be incarcerated for no less than ten years and sterilized.

Any child born outside of these requirements shall be evaluated for family structure and placed for adoption if required. If the family structure is deemed sufficient, the family shall have the right to buy their child for 10,000 dollars, payable over 10 years. If they fail to pay this fine, their child will be removed from their care, and they shall be sterilized.

No child shall be executed as a result of these laws. Offenders incapable of raising a child acceptably shall have their child removed from their care, pay a steep fine, and will be sterilized.

Any felony is grounds for sterilization, the execution of which shall be determined by jury at their trial.

Bingo. the population goes back to a sustainable level, people stop becoming more stupid as the years go by, and things get better in general. Ever watch the first 5 minutes of Idiocracy? Here is the fix. Just think of it as a re-institution of proper evolution.

Ooooo. People aren't going to like this post at all...:rofl:

Cheers,

Kennith


This is a quite old theory called Eugenism. The nazi were
big fans of that theory.
 

landrovered

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The starve 'em and sterilize 'em folks are the same ones screaming for smaller less intrusive government. Fellas the planks in you platform are running all cattywompus and don't make sense.