How does this add up for you

[clayatem]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than
100%? Even wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? what makes up 100%in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these question;

If :
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then :
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and
attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing
that will put you over the top.

 

[Pugsly]

Great, so using your divining method what does I-A-M-A-P-A-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E equal?

Your lame-ass joke might have been more fun if you had even copied it correctly from whatever source you stole it from. Congratulations, you now have one more post, here's a cookie.

 

[JeffM]

LM Frickin Ass Off