dear abbey

[rovnsurfer62]

i have an 04 DII completely rigged out. i also have a tire cover that says hummer recovery vehicle. my new girlfriend's brother owns a raggedy ass H2 and she wants me to take my tire cover off before i meet him. should i ditch her now? i probably should have dumped her when she told me her brother drove an H2. please what should i do?:banghead:

 

[POG]

Really depends on how hot she is. Pics?

 

[traveltoad]

Agreed.We'll need pics.

 

[Porter]

Yea, we'll make the decision after the pics

 

[BaldEagle]

if neither of them have a sense of humor, then yes, run

 

[greenrover666]

Yeah, you'll probably just get stuck pulling him out all the time.

:banghead:

 

[rovercanus]

Give me her phone number and I'll talk to her for you.

 

[roving disco2]

i will never get why people take life so seriously. keep the tire cover on, never recover him, and show her that you are the bigger man by driving a more capable vehicle. oh and drive over him so you won't have to worry about it next time

 

[jmoore]

Ask her for a Hummer!

 

[DJAC]

rovnsurfer2... if you take off that spare cover, you are whipped. Besides, her brother is a pansy driving an H2. Why don't you and your gal and her brother and his gal double date and go wheeling. Then, you can prove to him, that you own the "best 4x4xfar." When it comes time to winch him out [that is, if you have one, which I am sure you do], you can show the girlfriend why you have that cover on your truck.

 

[Chris-St Louis]

NICE!:smilelol: :applause:

Ask her for a Hummer!

 

[salvvia]

sounds like the brother has an ego problem, I like djac's idea

when he gets stuck say sorry your stuck and when he asks you to recover his h2 say ok, politely tell him to sit tight and you kindly hook up the riiging, then back up about 1 foot from his bumper and stomp the throttle to floor and rip his grill off, stop and say " guess this isnt a hummer recovery vehicle after all damn that sucks........for you. "


assuming this guys an asshole you never know your girl may just weiredd out


by the way we are still waiting for pics preferably just her.... hahahaha just kidding

 

[95d1]

haha this is as good as the diff plug one!!!

 

[DJAC]

Oh and one more thing... Guys who drive hummers have shortcomings in a particular area.... This ranks with the ones who are rice boys and who have "systems" in their vehicles, i.e. 12" subs [notice I said it plural], spinners and chromies...

 

[Chris-St Louis]

haha this is as good as the diff plug one!!!

It is now!

 

[jmoore]

Oh and one more thing... Guys who drive hummers have shortcomings in a particular area.... This ranks with the ones who are rice boys and who have "systems" in their vehicles, i.e. 12" subs [notice I said it plural], spinners and chromies...

Hey! I have spinners on my MG!

 

[rovnsurfer62]

Here she is.

 

[Chris-St Louis]

She looks orange.

 

[rovnsurfer62]

You should smell her too. But damn it taste good!:drool:

 

[benlittle]

ditch her