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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."- John Bright
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."- John Bright
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"100,000 sperm, and you were the fastest?"
"Somewhere, a village is missing their idiot"
"If you loan someone $20, and never see them again, it was probably worth it"
"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house, and fuck my sister" -R. Lee Emery
"Somewhere, a village is missing their idiot"
"If you loan someone $20, and never see them again, it was probably worth it"
"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house, and fuck my sister" -R. Lee Emery
"How hard it would be if Providence had shaken the world, thrust the heir of so many kings under the [guillotine's] blade, led our armies from Cadiz to Moscow [and] chained Bonaparte on a rock, simply in order that MM. Villèle Rodchild [sic] and company can make money with the debris of our glory and our liberties."
-Chateaubriand
-Chateaubriand
"We ought to make the pie higher."
-President GW Bush at the 2000 South Carolina debate, (February 15, 2000)
-President GW Bush at the 2000 South Carolina debate, (February 15, 2000)
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"They had to choose between war and dishonor. They chose dishonor; they will have war."
- Winston Churchill
- Winston Churchill
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
Hunter S. Thompson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages. I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries.
- Adolf Hitler
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen. Shouldn't have to say it all again. The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive. So it is. So it's always been.We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire
- MJK of Tool (lyric from "Vicarious")
- Adolf Hitler
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen. Shouldn't have to say it all again. The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive. So it is. So it's always been.We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire
- MJK of Tool (lyric from "Vicarious")
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P. J. O'Rorke